Easy EB: Well back to this week’s NSFW episode.
Azrael: What you mean not safe for work? I thought this was a family friendly show
Easy EB: It was, but...HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT AT HELLBOUND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I mean, OH MY GOD! I mean just thinking about what you did, is unexplainable.
Azrael: And here I was going to talk about the dark ages today. But if a HellBound review and recap is what you want, then here we go. It was an amazing show, top to bottom. The entire CWF family did an amazing job. It was a highly entertaining evening. Each and everyone went above and beyond to make that one of the greatest shows.
Easy EB: Yeah, it was awesome, but none of those people are here. I am here with the one who summoned lightning. I am talking with the one who was staring defeat in the face, and he made defeat blink with a bolt of lightning. He went into himself and found another level. People are always talking about how some reach deep down and find a way to win. They have extra special gear when their backs are to the wall. You...you had something completely different. It's almost as if you became another being.
Azrael: Oh that. Yeah, no big deal. That will happen from time to time.
Easy EB: What do you mean that will happen?
Azrael: I guess I can’t get around talking about this so, I guess it’s story time
Easy EB: You are right it's story time. We need an explanation. You can’t do something like that and not give us answers. That is just wrong. Evil almost
Azrael: Evil is what I am not. I will explain everything, well somethings. First off, I would like to apologize to Christer. I did not expect that to happen, nor did I want that to happen. I will get to the bottom of who initiated that and why, so that I can better help you.
Easy EB: Wait what do you mean who? Isn’t it you?
Azrael: Let me explain what happen. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you the Avenging Angel. That ladies and gentlemen, is the Angel who gives the Angel of Death a bad name. The Avenging Angel is the one I have spoken about before. The punishing arm of God. The way God imposes all the death and destruction mention in the Old Testament of the Bible used in the Catholic Church.
Easy EB: Wait, you mean that was all true, another, for lack of a better term, a different personality.
Azrael: I guess that is the simplest way of describing it, but like most simple answers it’s not quite true. For the time being, we will go with that.
Easy EB: So you don’t know if that was you that triggered the change or God?
Azrael: Yes, that is true. Sometimes, I can trigger the change within myself. Other times it’s involuntary. Prior to this, I never had a reason to determine who or why the change happened. Sometimes I knew why the change occured, and others it could have gone either way. I never really examined all of the reasons why the change occurred, just that it did, and that it was fun.
Easy EB: Fun, that was fun? That looked scary as hell
Azrael: Ah, yes, from your perspective, the physical and spiritual change, especially unknown or unexpectedly. But from my perspective, think about it. New energy to play with, to use. It’s almost like a new toy.
Easy EB: I can see how that could be fun. I don’t know how you would be able to control yourself.
Azrael: But it is time for me to go. My nose is quite a bit of pain.
Easy EB: Yeah, that was a nasty shot you took. Hell, there were a lot of nasty hits.
Azrael: Yes, apparently Christer has a lot of misplaced sadness built up and has found a target to release in me. Though it appears I have failed him in his coping, as you know he called me out again. So apparently, Avenging Angel was not what Christer needed. He needs a release, so apparently he needs to win. So if that is what I need to do, then that is what I will do. But I must really go now as I can feel the clots moving in my nostrils, meaning a nose bleed maybe on the way. So good evening to you EB and to the rest of your fans.
"The concession stands are now selling those cheap hotel room round soap disks that I have personally blessed for $100’s a bar….AND SINNERS….I suggest you buy one, and use it, because if you think your God wants you in his heaven smelling like a 3am New York City uber ride you got another thing coming."