The Biography of “Beautiful” Bobby Dean can be quite lengthy… I mean, I’ve been around the block a time or two. Although, it’s been quite a few years since the wrestling world has seen the likes of me. So the million dollar question, or more like the dollar and ninety nine cent question, is: Where have you been!?
I left the world of professional wrestling a few years back for the life of a covert espionage agent. I would scamper and creep through evildoers houses. Infiltrating their domiciles while they showered or slept. I would scout through curtained windows, scour the backyards (if they were clear of dogs), scurry through bushes while I spied them poolside with my binoculars. That is, until the police arrested me and the government denied knowledge of not only my mission, but of my existence of a working espionage agent!
So with a few months of probation and a stern talking to, I left the world of espionage behind and went on to my next occupation. I ran a suntanning lotion applier business, called “Do My Back”. Basically I sat on the beach in front of a stand offering to apply the SPF 15 lotion to the backs of nubile bodies. After about 3 days I was bankrupt and asked kindly to leave the beach, due to complaints. From there I went on, doing an assortment of odd jobs, that even the guy on Dirty Jobs refused to do, just to cover my next four course meal. What can I say, a man’s gotta eat.
Ultimately it was a news article about my old, and bestest, friend, Mikey Unlikely that got me to take another chance at this dream of mine. He was CWF bound and I was sure to follow! Ever since I was a child I wanted to be a star, even if that meant seeing me in my tightie whities in front of millions of people. I’ve had some success back in the skinnier days, maybe, just maybe, I can have another run at success even if I can’t really run?
BMW, PCW, sVo, IWF, HOW, Hostility, DREAM, Defiance, UTA